So I missed the PWFL Power BBQ and Obama Fund Raiser for reasons I have long forgotten. I did, however, make it over to Selam for Midnight Mass. I was there a bit early and the crowd was just building up. Before soon the dance floor was crowded and ‘wedging’ was necessary to order a drink.
Ryan, Steve, Richie and I eventually step outside to catch some cool fresh air. Some Eretrian dude starts talking to Richie about having a small head. We all thought it was pretty amusing so I start to poke fun at Richie too. After we settle from the silliness the Eretrian dude puts his hand out like a handshake. I return the gesture and things get akward. Instead of shaking my hand he tries to snap off my thumb! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? I snatch my hand back am am like, “What the fuck!?” In a thick accent he attempts to explain whats going on. Apparently I made him feel bad for making fun of Richie and he didn’t realize we were all friends. Thankfully thats where me and my friends depart the action.
No more than an hour later a fight breaks out inside and people are being drug to the entrance and thrown out. At this point I had no idea what was going on and kind of went about my business. You know, workin’ that dance floor. Cause thats what I do.
Eventually I do make it back outside and I’m greeted with a very volumptuous lady beating a mans face with her heel. She’s screaming and her dress is riding up on her belly exposing the front and backside of her downstairs designated party areas. Despite being cold outside, her ass looked like a sweltering trash bag filled with cottage cheese. I swear a jigger of bile shot up from my stomach into my mouth. Cops arrived, music stopped, and lights turned on. More face beatings and even a mid-street choke out occured. The mid-street choke out actually took place on the hood of a car in traffic. PRETTY RIDONK.
Suprisingly we all made it out of there alive, but I was too beat to head to the Loft Party. An amusing night for sure. The man needs no introduction by now, but the amazing pics were taken by none other than Dakota. Check out the BYT article here.
Update: Oh yeah, there was a skate sesh and pregame party at Marisa’s!